SMS Jokes
| Jaise Lohe Ko Loha Kata Hai Sone Ko Sona Kata Hai Zahar Ko Zahar Kata hai Heere ko Heera Kata Hai Waise he eik din aap ko kuta kate ga |
| Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? Nahi? Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..! |
| Receive my simple gift of "LOVE" wrapped with "SINCERITY" tied with "CARE" and sealed with a "PRAYER" 2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life. |
| Saweray tuaadi yaad aayi te Miss kitta, Dinne Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, Ratti yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,, Jado Jan te ban aayi te SMS kitta. |
| No Visits No Calls No SMS No Missed Calls I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya? |
| Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO? |
| How much is 1+1 = ? . . . Bataoo Na . . Are you looking 4 answer? SHAME ON YOU! |
| Morning News Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age |
| Thr's a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc, attendants r present but meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS |
| Yu to hum picha kisi ka kiya nahi karte Darde dil liya or diya nahi kartey Yeh dil ka rishta sirf ap se hi hai warna itney SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi karty |
| Good Night Sleep Well Sweet Dreams ab kis liya nechey ka button duba raha hai? Chal so bhi jaa |
| Roses r red violets r blue, monkeys like u, u shd be kept in zoo. dont feel so angry u'll find me there too. not in cage but laughing at u |
| Aap jaisay log kuch khas lagte hain Man meinhar waqat hum eik aas Rakhte hain Najane kaab aa jaye aap ki SMS is liya cell ko apney paas Rakhtay hain |
| Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem. Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right. The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it. |
| Har dil ki dharkan mein koi baat hoti hai, Har udasi mein kisi ki yaad hoti hai, Aap ko pata ho na hoa Aap ki khushi ke peechay humari dua sath hoti hai |
| Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai Dil mein kisi kisi ki aas hoti hai Tere din kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai |
| Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai Dil mein kisi kisi ki aas hoti hai Tere din kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai |
| Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthai liya paper aur tasveer aap ki batani Socha tha ke us ko dil se laga kar rakhenge Magar wo to bacho ko dranay ke kaam aai |
| Har Karz dosti ka kon ada karega, jab hum na rahe tu dosti kon karega, Aye Khuda mere dost ko salamt rakhna warna meri Shadi pe dance kon karega |
| Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai. Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti.Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey. |
| Apun 1 sher bolega. Charo Tarf Chand fekarela hai light, Boteto Ho gai night, band karney ka tubelight aur sone ka tight bole to bye Goodnite |
| After 2 days After 48 hrs After 2880mins After 172800sec Everyone will send u this msg but i'm the 1st to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY (*You can wish Eid Mubarak or any other wish instead of Happy Birthday) |
| Diya hai uper wale na Mobile to Inta to kadar kiya karo Karo na karo call.. par hazoor do-char SMS to kiya karo |
| hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes! 1st Prize LOTS OF LUV 2nd Prize LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP 3rd Prize FREE STAY IN MY HEART Offer valid till I die |
| Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai bandar jab koi as pas hota hai |
Nokia Themes
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- Nokia s60v2 Themes
- Nokia s40v5 Themes
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- Nokia s40v2 Themes
