| Jaise Lohe Ko Loha Kata Hai Sone Ko Sona Kata Hai Zahar Ko Zahar Kata hai Heere ko Heera Kata Hai Waise he eik din aap ko kuta kate ga |
Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
Nahi?
Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!
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| Receive my simple gift of "LOVE" wrapped with "SINCERITY" tied with "CARE" and sealed with a "PRAYER" 2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life. |
| Saweray tuaadi yaad aayi te Miss kitta, Dinne Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, Ratti yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,, Jado Jan te ban aayi te SMS kitta. |
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya? |
Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO
Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO
PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO
AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?
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How much is 1+1 = ?
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Bataoo Na
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Are you looking 4 answer?
SHAME ON YOU! |
Morning News
Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age
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| Thr's a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc, attendants r present but meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS |
Yu to hum picha kisi ka kiya nahi karte
Darde dil liya or diya nahi kartey
Yeh dil ka rishta sirf ap se hi hai
warna itney SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi karty |
Good Night
Sleep Well
Sweet Dreams
ab kis liya nechey ka button duba raha hai? Chal so bhi jaa |
| Roses r red violets r blue, monkeys like u, u shd be kept in zoo.
dont feel so angry u'll find me there too. not in cage but laughing at u |
Aap jaisay log kuch khas lagte hain
Man meinhar waqat hum eik aas Rakhte hain
Najane kaab aa jaye aap ki SMS
is liya cell ko apney paas Rakhtay hain |
| Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem. Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right. The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it. |
Har dil ki dharkan mein koi baat hoti hai,
Har udasi mein kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho na hoa
Aap ki khushi ke peechay humari dua sath hoti hai |
Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai
Dil mein kisi kisi ki aas hoti hai
Tere din kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi
Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai |
Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai
Dil mein kisi kisi ki aas hoti hai
Tere din kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi
Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai |
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthai
liya paper aur tasveer aap ki batani
Socha tha ke us ko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar wo to bacho ko dranay ke kaam aai |
Har Karz dosti ka kon ada karega,
jab hum na rahe tu dosti kon karega,
Aye Khuda mere dost ko salamt rakhna
warna meri Shadi pe dance kon karega |
| Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai. Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti.Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey. |
| Apun 1 sher bolega. Charo Tarf Chand fekarela hai light, Boteto Ho gai night, band karney ka tubelight aur sone ka tight bole to bye Goodnite |
After 2 days
After 48 hrs
After 2880mins
After 172800sec
Everyone will send u this msg
but i'm the 1st to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(*You can wish Eid Mubarak or any other wish instead of Happy Birthday) |
Diya hai uper wale na Mobile to
Inta to kadar kiya karo
Karo na karo call.. par hazoor
do-char SMS to kiya karo
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hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!
1st Prize
LOTS OF LUV
2nd Prize
LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
3rd Prize
FREE STAY IN MY HEART
Offer valid till I die |
Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai
tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai
bandar jab koi as pas hota hai |
